Which I did for about 2 weeks.  And then I couldn’t get Foghat’s “Slow Ride” out of my head for weeks and the “Cliffs of Dover” on the hard setting would haunt me through the day.  So I set the whole thing aside for awhile.

But harkening back to that fateful Thursday when I met the dude off Craigslist who was scalping selling this thing to me for the bargain price of [ahem], ladies don’t talk dollars, because he worked at Best Buy and could grab ‘em up with an employee discount.  We exchanged the goods in a parking lot.  I payed cash.  It was shady and somewhat exciting.  I couldn’t let that story just go to waste.

Fast forward to 2 weeks ago when EA Sports introduced Active for the Wii.  This is their far superior answer to Wii Fit and I can’t believe I’m saying this but Active makes me wake up to work out.  I wish it didn’t. But it does.  With its little red resistance band, awesomely cool “leg band” that makes ya feel like an athlete just wearing it, and the perky trainer who tells me, “I have nothing but respect for that performance.”  And I get trophies…and charts and graphs…and calorie counts.  It’s ridiculous and amazing. I’ve burned 1000 calories already.  How do I know?  I got me a trophy that says so.

I do have a little workout guilt.  After years of the grind…walking to the gym, hating the gym, hating the treadmill for 30 minutes, hating the elliptical less than the treadmill but more than the recumbent bike…I feel like this is a game.  And yet I’m a sweaty mess when I’m done so something good must be going on.

And it’s fun.  Can workouts be such a thing? Wii says yes.